The Lighter Side Of Dating letra

Monster multispeed vibrator
Eveready PP3
Coffee, ginseng, percolator
Love cream and vitamin E

Get hip, unzip your lip and flip out now
Allow your jowl a howl and rip out now

Miss Universe is not averse
To bisexuality
I think abortion is a caution
And I like to ski

Arab strap, 10" erection
Vacuum pumps and padded pants
Carrot juice for the complexion
Stud 100, chocolate ants

Get smart, and start to tart your heart with art
Spread out your head and educate your parts

Miss Solar System, when asked to list them
Said she had no men
I'm still a virgin, with no urge in
Vote for my hymen

Karma Sutra, Perfumed Garden
Shave the legs to smooth from rough
Esteé Lauder, Chanel, Arden
Eyebrow pencil, powder puff

Get high, untie your thigh and fly, Lotte
Submerge in a dirge and emerge potty

In silver bells and little else
I wiggle and I sway
I'll either be a Penthouse Pet
Or an easy lay

The Monochrome Set - Letras

• 10 Don'ts For Honeymooners
• Achilles
• Adeste Fideles
• Albert Bridge
• All Over
• Alphaville
• Apocalypso
• B-I-D Spells Bid
• Bella Morte
• Big Wheel
• Black Are The Flowers
• Bliss
• Blood Act
• Cargo
• Cast a long shadow
• Cerebella
• Christine
• Closing Time
• Cloud 10
• Clover
• Cowboy Country
• Crystal Chamber
• Don't Touch
• Dr Robinson
• Eine Symphonie Des Grauens
• Espresso
• Fall Out
• Fat Fun
• Flamen Dialis
• Flesh/Trash/Heat
• Forever Young
• Fun For All The Family
• Girl
• Golden Waters
• Goodbye Joe
• Handsome Boy
• Hate Male
• He's Frank
• Her Pain
• Hobb's End
• House Of God
• I don't know
• I love Lambeth
• I'll Scry Instead
• I've Got No Time For Girls
• Ici Les Enfants
• Inside your heart
• Integrate me
• It's more than Just Love
• Jack
• Jacob's Ladder
• Jane
• Karma Suture
• Killing Dave
• Le Boom-Boom
• Leather Jacket
• Letter from Viola
• Little Noises
• Love Goes Down The Drain
• Love Zombies
• Martians Go Home
• Milk And Honey
• Mindfield
• Mr Bizarro
• Oh Angie
• On The 13th Day
• Pauper
• Private Dick
• R.S.V.P.
• Reach For Your Gun
• Reverie
• Silicon Carne
• Snake-Fingers
• Snowgirl
• Someone Has Been Sleeping
• Starry Nowhere
• Straits of Malacca
• Strange Boutique
• Sugar Plum
• Surfin' SW12
• Sweet Chariots
• Sweet Death
• Talking about you
• The Devil Rides Out
• The Ethereal One
• The Golden Apples Of The Sun
• The Jet Set Junta
• The Lighter Side Of Dating
• The Man With The Black Moustache
• The Mating Game
• The Midas Touch
• The Monochrome Set
• The Mouse Trap
• The Ruling Class
• The Twitch
• The Weird, Wild And Wonderful World Of Tony Potts
• The Wilderness
• Tomorrow Will Be Too Long
• Two Fists
• UFO
• Up
• Walking With The Beast
• Wallflower
• White Garden
• White Lightning
• Whoops! What A Palaver!
• Yo Mo Fo