Straits of Malacca letra

There is a house in Penang
So well known to the old gang
Brace yourselves, take up the slack
In our mouths, the rubber bits
Then exposed whereon one sits
First the swish and then the crack

I've a predilection, a liking for the pain ]
Of a taste of the cat and a touch of cane ]
Oh, play up, play up and play the game ] (Chorus)

Had the preference since school
Simply had to break the rules
Short sharp shocks, ah, swish, swish, swish
Shirt tails up, long shorts down
In a sleazy part of town
Broke a tooth? - then make a wish

(Chorus)

Much it costs, this little treat
It's the high point of the week
One more drink - anaesthetised
It's a very private show
Over the table we now go
Perk your bottoms and roll your eyes

(Chorus)

The Monochrome Set - Letras

• 10 Don'ts For Honeymooners
• Achilles
• Adeste Fideles
• Albert Bridge
• All Over
• Alphaville
• Apocalypso
• B-I-D Spells Bid
• Bella Morte
• Big Wheel
• Black Are The Flowers
• Bliss
• Blood Act
• Cargo
• Cast a long shadow
• Cerebella
• Christine
• Closing Time
• Cloud 10
• Clover
• Cowboy Country
• Crystal Chamber
• Don't Touch
• Dr Robinson
• Eine Symphonie Des Grauens
• Espresso
• Fall Out
• Fat Fun
• Flamen Dialis
• Flesh/Trash/Heat
• Forever Young
• Fun For All The Family
• Girl
• Golden Waters
• Goodbye Joe
• Handsome Boy
• Hate Male
• He's Frank
• Her Pain
• Hobb's End
• House Of God
• I don't know
• I love Lambeth
• I'll Scry Instead
• I've Got No Time For Girls
• Ici Les Enfants
• Inside your heart
• Integrate me
• It's more than Just Love
• Jack
• Jacob's Ladder
• Jane
• Karma Suture
• Killing Dave
• Le Boom-Boom
• Leather Jacket
• Letter from Viola
• Little Noises
• Love Goes Down The Drain
• Love Zombies
• Martians Go Home
• Milk And Honey
• Mindfield
• Mr Bizarro
• Oh Angie
• On The 13th Day
• Pauper
• Private Dick
• R.S.V.P.
• Reach For Your Gun
• Reverie
• Silicon Carne
• Snake-Fingers
• Snowgirl
• Someone Has Been Sleeping
• Starry Nowhere
• Straits of Malacca
• Strange Boutique
• Sugar Plum
• Surfin' SW12
• Sweet Chariots
• Sweet Death
• Talking about you
• The Devil Rides Out
• The Ethereal One
• The Golden Apples Of The Sun
• The Jet Set Junta
• The Lighter Side Of Dating
• The Man With The Black Moustache
• The Mating Game
• The Midas Touch
• The Monochrome Set
• The Mouse Trap
• The Ruling Class
• The Twitch
• The Weird, Wild And Wonderful World Of Tony Potts
• The Wilderness
• Tomorrow Will Be Too Long
• Two Fists
• UFO
• Up
• Walking With The Beast
• Wallflower
• White Garden
• White Lightning
• Whoops! What A Palaver!
• Yo Mo Fo